New CIA Legal Torture

Everyone has heard that "Gitmo" is going to be closed and that Waterboarding has been outlawed. The problem is: how can they use a non-lethal and humane inducement to get the bad guys to talk?
Scott has solved the problem. After all the newest high-tec and latest psycological methods have been exhausted, the new "SECRET WEAPON" is called on "THE CRICKET."
'We gave you a chance and tried to be nice, now you'll have to endure The Cricket. You can't last for more than 5 minutes, so you better talk or you'll go in that little room where the cricket will be unleashed."
For such a cute little guy, he sure has a great set of lungs. He lets us know when he isn't happy and it is a very high pitched and loud cry. Love you Kael