Today Scott was saying how he needs to go golf. He is going stir crazy. Then he said, "Remember when I took Herschel golfing and we ended up going with Chuck?"
Here is the story.
Herschel was 6 years old and Scott took him to the Alpine Country Club late in the afternoon. There was a guy wanting to golf and asked if he could join. Scott said, "Sure, but I'm with my kid." The guy said, "No problem." About the 5th hole, Herschel spied two cans in the guys cart.
"Are those Bud Lights Chuck?"
"Yeh."
"You're goin' to hell."
Chuck laughed and Scott just shrugged like 'you've been warned.
Around the 11th hole Chuck lit up a cigarette. Hersh said, "Chuck, you mean you smoke too?"
Chuck laughed and said, "Yeh. I'm not a very good guy."
A few holes later, Hersh looked at Chuck with his squinty eyes in the sun and asked, "Chuck, do you go to church?"
"No."
"Well, you better think about going, you need help."
Chuck lost it and Scott just shrugged again. When they finished, Scott tried to apologize for the blunt questions. Chuck smiled and said, "I don't know when I've enjoyed a better round of golf." and left chuckling.
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